My current question currently has 4 (!) votes to close for being unclear. In its very first iteration, it had a paragraph that began with "My question is...", and even explained the question two different ways for those who might have trouble understanding! It nonetheless received two votes to close.
I have since bolded, italicized, explained in comments and done everything I can think of to draw attention to the question, and yet I received two more votes to close for being unclear. My question is one vote away from being removed despite bending over backwards to prevent and then mitigate this issue.
My question is: Can we somehow enable the old-school Microsoft Works blinking text, or if not, the early-90's crawling-ants border? I'm running out of ways to redirect people to my question.