I know. Worldbuilders are nice. Nice, calm, gentle people. All business (of writing) all the time. At least in public.
Nonetheless (I guess there's a reason why I'm asking this while saint-like Monica Cellio's away for the day), some questions/answers are just so off-the-wall silly (no specific examples, please) that a tiny teeensy smidgen of snark totally, absolutely, necessarily must be employed.
So, any suggestions?
EDIT: I have been made to see the light.